Anonymous asked: question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients for

Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites.

Fuck that bullshit.

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract.

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter.

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long.

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends.

themotherfuckingclickerkid:
“wildethorne:
“yesterdaysprint:
“ A goose chases Constable Cliff Cooper and his horse “Trooper”, Stanley Park, Vancouver, 1954
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Accurate.
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we’ve all been there
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A goose chases Constable Cliff Cooper and his horse “Trooper”, Stanley Park, Vancouver, 1954

Accurate.

we’ve all been there

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

“Hi my name is Septum Bear, and this is my pup, Padlock Chain Pokémon Jockstrap”

y2kaestheticinstitute:
“Drop Magazine featuring Chloë Sevigny (1998)
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Drop Magazine featuring Chloë Sevigny (1998)

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

if you buy youtuber merch you’ve taken an L automatically

OP, you’ve failed to cite a logical reason as to why this is such a bad thing.

Thus, I am declaring this post a logical fallacy, and irrelevant.

Have a nice day.

the post itself is already shocking enough but when you see the url its just fucking treason

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